Levi? Bristol? It’s Always About Sarah
So Levi “I was lyin about lyin before but I’m not lyin now” Johnston is a universally acclaimed douche.
The ONLY reason he keeps getting booked on “The Today Show” and “CBS morning show” (6 times!) is because Sarah Palin’s teenage daughter Bristol hearts Wasilla jackasses.
It’s gotten so bad, even the hard left wingers are making fun of him:
And don’t think that Levi’s 15 minutes of fame are going to be up anytime soon. CBS loves announcing they have an “exclusive” interview with this guy, because no one else will book him they know they don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of getting an interview with the one supernova-star that really matters – Sarah Palin.
Levi Kicked Out “For Permanently”
Ya think? Deliberately punking the mother of his son in order to cop $100K from US Weekly, while planning more smear campaigns against her family, should definitely get you kicked out of the Palin family, “for permanently.”
Levi Johnston, douchebag of the year, has managed to extend his 15 minutes of fame for another few seconds. He got booked on the Jimmy Kimmel Show to … for … uh, well, don’t know why they brought the loser on the show, but he appeared as a guest last night.
Kimmel introduced Johnston as “to Sarah Palin what voicemail is to Mel Gibson.” After asking what his status with the Palin family is now, Levi said, “I think they kinda kicked me out now. For permanently.”
Well, I’ll bet the Palins would like this little snotball to get lost, “for permanently.”
More at Medialite.
Oy, It’s On! Mama Grizzly Sarah Palin Calls Levi a Liar
The Anchorage Daily News reports that Governor Sarah Palin held a press conference today, the non-Obama kind where reporters are allowed to ask about anything, and the questions are not planted or approved in advance. She talked about the stimulus bill for Alaska but she also had this gem in response to a question about Levi Johnston who, along with his mom and pathologically weird sister, has been making the rounds on talk shows to smear Bristol Palin, the mother of his young infant son.
Specifically, Levi had claimed that he had moved in with the Palin family in Wasilla (“yeah, my stuff was there,” he said on the Early Show) a few weeks before Bristol gave birth to Tripp on December 28.
Governor Palin said that wasn’t true: “I know the truth about my family,” Palin said. “I know details about whether Levi Johnston was allowed to live with my teenage daughter or not. By the way, it would be over my dead body that a kid would live with my teenage daughter.”
Levi is calling the Palin family liars and claiming he did sort of live there for 2 months: “They said I didn’t live there. I ‘stayed there.’ I was like, ‘OK, whatever you want to call it’ — I had all my stuff there. So, if you wanna call it ‘staying there,’ that’s fine.”
UPDATE: Sarah said the following about Levi on the Eddie Burke Radio show yesterday:
“He’s a young kid…every kid that age has a lot of growing up to do, but forever and ever he’s going to be Tripp’s father… he’s going to be part of our family. We will love him and help him through this. I anticipate that at the end of the day, things are going to be good…just kind of a rough time right now.”
Sarah went on to say that the assertion that she and Todd allowed Levi to share a room with Bristol is a “bee in my bonnet right now…I would NEVER give a teenage boy permission to live with a teenage girl…”
In reference to the whole situation she added: “My prayer is always for wisdom and strength…part of that wisdom that I ask for is to know when to shut-up…to know when to keep my mouth shut and let the truth be revealed on its own.”
Maybe He’s Just Not That Into You, Bristol
Today we have the obligatory Johnston Family smackdown of anything named PALIN as well as a weird revelation that baby daddy Levi Johnston‘s sister Mercede has a “thing” going on for her brother.
While denying they are WHITE TRASH, the family – Levi, sis Mercede and Oxycontin mom Sherry – are loving the attention and have followed up an appearance on the TYRA BANKS SHOW Monday with an appearance on CBS’s “The Early Show” yesterday.
What’s the next stop on the coattails tour? Surely Letterman? Leno? 60 minutes? Is Jerry Springer still doing his show?
But wait for it – that “thing” that I mentioned? It seems that while Levi has a smallish tattoo of his son’s mother’s name – “Bristol” – on his ring finger, which he says he now regrets, his lil sis Mercede, who is JEALOUS of her brother’s ex-girlfriend, went out an got a honking BIG TATTOO that says “LEVI” on her WRIST. The sucker is HUGE.
Forget the fact that Mercede is only 17 and why would momma Johnston allow such a young girl, a minor, to get a permanent inking on her wrist, but why would a sister get a brother’s name nailed on her skin? It’s creepy.
It’s not like he died in Iraq – I could see a sister honoring her brother that way – but to show affection for your redneck loser brother because his life is FUBAR is just … ewwwww.
Is it some Alaska hillbilly thing? If so, Levi needs to rethink that White Trash self-actualization – it fit him to a T and it doesn’t help matters to have a sister with an incestuous a devotional tattoo on such a prominent place on her body.
Prediction time: some folks think Levi Johnston will eventually fad away, but I think he’s found his gravy train. He may go into porn (he says he’s “open” to the idea of an acting or modeling career), or he’ll try to sell a book about the Palins, or else he’ll just keep popping up on talk shows to slam Bristol and her mom until he forges a career out of “being in close proximity to a celebrity.” Hey, it worked for Kevin Federline.
Unfortunately, Levi has now become a champion of the left and is being used in their vigilant efforts to destroy Sarah Palin.
And he doesn’t even know it.
